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101 Things To Do In Class

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101 Things To Do In Class When Bored (my version):

1. Daydream.
2. Listen to iPod without being seen.
3. Sleep.
4. Stare at the blackboard, but imagine the teacher dangling over a boiling pot of lava instead.
5. Make things out of notebook paper (rings, swords, hats, airplanes, ect.)
6. Whisper to the person next to you "Could you make a diversion? I'm gonna' make a break for it before old scumbag knows I'm gone." Talk loud enough for the teacher to hear.
7. Say very loudly "Man, don't you just hate this class?" while the teacher is talking.
8. Ask teacher to go to the bathroom, but walk into another classroom and insist you got lost.
9. Do other homework from other classes.
10. Stare at the ceiling.
11. Draw random spots over your paper, then connect random dots.
12. Say random things out loud to yourself.
13. Say random things out loud to other people.
14. Chew on your lips or your cheek continuously and insist you're not eating anything when accused of chewing gum.
15. In the middle of the lesson, stand up and say "Excuse me? May I go outside? I think I'm going to throw up from lack of fun."
16. Rip up a notebook page and toss it around the room like confetti.
17. Snort like a pig.
18. Laugh hysterically for no reason whatsoever.
19. Randomly hum different songs.
20. Dance your way into class with a friend.
21. Hug the teacher.
22. Ask the teacher "May I be transferred to a cooler class, particularly one that is funner and less boring?"
23. Pull a hood or hat over your face and try to take a nap. If unable to do so, insist that you're part night owl, so you're nocturnal.
24. Before you leave for school in the mornings, stock your backpack full of pencils and attempt to sharpen them all during class.
25. During class, carefully put purple eyeshadow under your eyes. If the teacher asks why you're doing this, say "So I can sleep through my classes until lunch."
26. Do your make-up in class.
27. Walk into class late with fake blood or bruises on your face/arms/legs. Say that you're ready to audition for drama club.
28. Walk into class late with fake blood or bruises on your face/arms/legs. Say that you got chased by a dog, kicked in the knee by an old lady, jumped by police officer, and you have a slowly developing cold sore on your lip, and it just wasn't a good day for you. See how many people actually buy the story.
29. Talk with an accent.
30. Repeat random quotes from movies, TV shows, or books.
31. Repeat the last word in every sentence that the teacher says out loud.
32. Start counting down from 60 for the last minute of class.
33. Watch TV in your head.
34. Wear sunglasses inside so no one knows you're really sleeping.
35. Scream randomly. Insist there was a spider.
36. Insist you are not you but a cartoon character with the same name.
37. Yawn and try to get the rest of the class yawning, too. Bonus points to get the teacher yawning, as well.
38. Ask the teacher random questions, even things that have nothing to do with the lesson, or subject, or even school.
39. Ask the teacher how much money they make a year. If they ask why, reply "Then why aren't you getting more for putting up with us?"
40. Try to make the teacher laugh.
41. Pass notes to people you don't know.
42. If you are asked to get up and write down an answer on the board, simply say you're too lazy.
43. If you are asked to get up and write down an answer on the board, simply say that both of you're legs are broken with invisible casts.
44. Look at the clock every five minutes just to annoy the teacher.
45. During Gym, run around like a maniac. If the Gym teacher tells you to stop, say "But I thought this is what you wanted me to do!"
46. If the lights suddenly go out, scream out "Oh, no! It's the end of the world!"
47. Ask to get a drink of water, then say that you're hydrophobic.
48. Ask your math teacher if 2+2 really does equal fish in an alternate universe.
49. During science class, ask how the world was created.
50. When someone comes back from the bathroom, say loudly "Oh, good, you're back! I thought you fell in."
51. Burp, then blame it on your imaginary friend.
52. Explain the meaning of life when asked to answer a math problem.
53. When someone asks you a question, scream "Why won't you just leave me alone?!"
54. Whenever asked a question, answer with "Yes." no matter what is asked.
55. Speak in Pig-Latin to your friends.
56. Say a word out loud, then keep saying it until it doesn't make sense anymore.
57. Ask why the sky is blue.
58. Twitch convulsively every time the teacher says "Work."
59. Randomly get up and say "I have found God! He's up there!" point to the ceiling.
60. Write a romantic love letter to someone, but don't put a specific name or sign your own name. Leave it out somewhere for someone else to find.
61. In the computer lab, open up a Word Processor and type the following message: 'You will die in 7 days for reading this'. Leave window up for other people to see.
62. When the teacher asks you a question or asks to answer a problem, keep saying "Why" over and over until they get annoyed.
63. "Sorry, I don't have the assignment, Sir/ Ma'am. Why don't I have the assignment? I was just too hammered to do anything last night."
64. Sit on the floor instead of in your desk.
65. Get out of your desk and start dancing to Thriller even if there's no music. See what happens.
66. In science class, if you are assigned to do the "Egg Project", insist that you already have a child at home that you have to take care of.
67. When another student raises their hand in the air, wave back to them enthusiastically.
68. When another student raises their hand in the air, high-five them.
69. "No, Sir/Ma'am, I am not chewing gum. Oh, would you like a piece? They're Peppermint."
70. If you're caught not paying attention in class, insist that the voices in your head were too loud so you couldn't concentrate.
71. Draw random doodles and shapes on your arms or hands with Sharpie, then ask to go wash it all off.
72. Two words: duck tape. Fine something useful out of it.
73. "Meow!"
74. Talk to someone in a fake Valley Girl accent and twirl your hair between your fingers.
75. When someone speaks over the School Intercom, shout out "God, is that you?!"
76. Talk to your friends nonstop.
77. Talk to the teacher nonstop.
78. "This is the song that doesn't end. Yes, it goes on and on, my friends. Some people started singing, not knowing what it was, and they'll continued singing it forever just because-"
79. Interrupt the person speaking with a stupid question or comment.
80. Walk into a random classroom in the middle of class. "Oh, oops. This isn't the boys/girls restroom."
81. When someone says you got an answer wrong, reply with "Stop stinking up my cheerio, gosh!"
82. "Hey . . . can I have your tots?"
83. Ask the teacher about their personal lives. They love/hate that.
84. In science class, if you are assigned to do the "Egg Project", reply with "Wait, we have to take care of this thing? Man, and I was really in the mood for omelets!"
85. Make a sock puppet and to it or with it.
86. "Yeah, I'm chewing gum, Sir/Ma'am. You want me to throw it out? Why? It's not hurting anyone!"
87. As the teacher to rap or beep box for the rest of the class.
88. If your cell phone rings in class, answer it and insist that you're not too busy to talk.
89. In class, scream "Whoa! Déjà vu! I've been here before!"
90. Write a note on a piece of paper to yourself.
91. Draw random doodles on your notes or homework, then turn it in.
92. Write out lyrics to songs that are stuck in your head.
93. Take pictures with your phone when the teacher isn't looking.
94. Leave cryptic messages on desks in pencil (or pen if you want to be a real badass).
95. Try very hard NOT to picture the teacher in a bikini (not even the good-looking ones).
96. Ask to be addressed by a silly nickname instead of your birth name. See what happens.
97. Have a starring contest with a friend across the room.
98. One a movie day, say every 5 minutes "Oh, this is my favourite part!"
99. If someone sprays perfume or lotion, say "Ewwww! What smells like rotten eggs?!"
100.Draw as much deviantART-related stuff as you can when you're told to take notes on an assignment.
101. You're reading this when you should be doing your work.

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Yeah, I can't believe I wrote this, either. I don't know, I'm just bored most the time, so I decided to make this list. If you're wondering WHY I wrote this list in the first place, please look at 101 again.
WARNING: I am not responsible if you are dumb enough to try any of these things on real life situations. It's your own fault if you get in trouble doing one of these stupid ideas to cure boredom.
Have fun with this, though :)
Thank you and share an apple with a friend.

-ShadowManipulator7 '-.-'
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